Taylor Kitsch

How many cocks has he had in his mouth?

I was hoping for a poll. My estimate: 72

(He has to be discreet)

Not mine, so at least one too few.

I'm visualizing .. yes, it works!

Mine, for sure.

How do you think he got the part of Gambit, in "Wolverine?"

Just look at those soft, pretty lips.

He was bragging about how he kept turning down movie roles this year because he really wanted to work on the second season of True Detective. It made me want to puke. He was the face of three major bombs in six months and showed zero acting chops in any of them and gets rewarded with a show on HBO. Maybe ABC Family, but HB freaking O????

I used to see pictures of him in Friday Night Lights and thought I should be watching that show (but never did) but I have seen him in some of his more recent work (Normal Heart, Battleship) and I think he looks downright weird, like the aliens from Close Encounters.

He is totally hot just gorgeous.

[quote]How do you think he got the part of Gambit, in "Wolverine?"

Certainly not because he has any actual talent.

[quote] Certainly not because he has any actual talent.

Does champion cock sucking count?

R6, most likely he HAD to turn down those movie roles - TV series usually have long-term contracts.

But I am surprised that he moved to television so quickly. I thought he'd be the next Channing Tatum.

He looks SO much more beautiful with his hair cut.

Funny, channing tatum is also replacing him as gambit for apocalypse.

Kitsch is a winning bingo card of closet case cliches, so I'm surprised there isn't more speculation about him. I figured he was at least bisexual until The Normal Heart promo tour when he had a couple of painfully clueless straight guy moments that made me think he really is straight.

r7, you should watch Friday Night Lights because it's a great show that is in no way dependent on Kitsch's looks for its success. (I thought he was sort of funny looking, too, but his character is relentlessly endearing. And he's not the main character anyway.)

Maybe he's been turning down parts that he him playing women. Since he's almost "Cillian Murphy beautiful."

R11, No, True Detective is a one season gig. And he said that he turned down movie roles so that he could be free just in case he got the HBO show. He deserves to be in one of those SyFy sharknado movies. Just horrible and wooden. Best agent in the world. Second only to Jai Courtney's agent.

r17, I read that interview and I thought he came across as defensive (explaining why he hasn't worked in so long), not bragging. And I'm not sure he won't look back and wish he'd taken the american remake of The Raid instead of TD season 2 (which I have great hopes is going to be a complete clusterfuck).

[quote]How many cocks has he had in his mouth?

At the same time or just a cumulative total?

I like him. I've only seen him in FNL and John Carter, but thought he was fine in both roles.

At least when I'm watching him I'm not sitting there thinking about what a crummy performance I'm watching. *cough*WillSmith*cough*

I'm not a big fan of Smith R20, but his acting is better than Kitsch's...be real.

I guess we disagree, r21. I find Smith over-acts, and I've never watched a performance of his without sitting there fully aware that I'm watching "a Will Smith performance".

In his defense, I've never seen "Ali", which perhaps is his best work, based on reviews I've read.

I thought Kitsch did very good work in FNL, especially his last couple of years. There were a couple of wooden performances in that show (Minka Kelly, for one) and they stood out because most of the performances were so strong.

Smith does overact, but Kitsch isn't emotional at all. I've seen stop signs with more presence.

Just because Taylor Kitsch loves his gays doesn't mean he's gay.

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No man in drag, no matter how pretty. No female actress is a pretty and feminine as I.

Unlike TD Season 1, I had a good vibe because Harrelson is underrated and McBongo was starting to do better work like Bernie when the show was announced. I like Farrell, but the rest of the cast is garbage or meh (including McAdams) and the new director is from the Fast and the Furious. Not that Season 1 was flawless. The last two episodes were completely rushed. I may change my mind if the trailer is good.

Lolita Davidovich has been added to the cast of S2 TD. She's married to Ron Shelton. If Ron Shelton has one more movie left in him, he should cast Taylor Kitsch because that guy is already the love child of Nuke and Crash.

There was something about him and Peter Berg on WildAboutMovies's gay actors page.

He is ridiculously hot with his shirt off, but he's dumb as a box of rocks. Reminds me of Paul Walker (RIP). He's masculinity sexy with his hair cut, so he has Cruise/Pitt potential if he hones his acting skills with good directors.

I prefer him with long hair, personally. And hanging out with other DL favorite Chace Crawford. Covenant was basically softcore horror porn.

One last bump tonight for hotness.

I think he's so beautiful and will watch him in anything!

[quote] Maybe he's been turning down parts that he him playing women. Since he's almost "Cillian Murphy beautiful."

Agreed. He needs to lose weight and play a m2f transgendered lesbian cancer patient. That will instantly boost his acting cred.

[quote] No man in drag, no matter how pretty. No female actress is a pretty and feminine as I.

Yes, Cillian. You do bes the prettiest, most lovely gurl in the whole wide world.

Cillian is getting a little old...

Taylor went on vacation with Hugh Jackman 'and family' in Australia. Nuff said.

[quote] He looks SO much more beautiful with his hair cut.

R12, that is a HORRIBLE haircut. Did he do it himself with a flowbee??

No actor should EVER go out in public with a haircut like that. How embarassing.

That WildAboutMovies Gay Celebrities page is a hoot. Googling "Tim Nasson" (the site owner) produces multiple links of people making fun of the guy for being a fabulist. Oh, and people complaining about what an asshole he is if you try to unsubscribe from his email list.

I really like the idea of a guy who's maintained an internet list of (mostly closeted) gay celebrities since "3PM EST, 2/06/07" having regular access to "high profile Hollywood publicists or executives" and those individuals feeling comfortable confirming for him the homosexuality of more closeted actors. Names don't go on the "confirmed" list unless he has at least three of those sources! An actor's imdb page failing to mention an opposite sex spouse or significant other warrants inclusion in the 99.9% Confident list. Meanwhile, only McKellan makes the list from the Hobbit cast.

(And, really, not even giving Ewan McGregor a "maybe bi"? Guaranteeing the complete heterosexuality of Ewan McGregor?)

Cillian still looks quite good in Peaky Blinders, despite a woeful haircut.

Which one is Chace at R29?

R42 the one serving face second from the left.

He's no Chance Crawford. Thats for sure.

He was on the public channel in Elko one night and mentioned he had had two dicks in his mouth at the same time only once. He said he did not care for it as it was not the least bit romantic.

Kitsch responds to DL query: how many you got?

(Lainey is such a gossip troll. I love that she included this pic in a post announcing/naming his girlfriend.)

I don't think he's gay. I remember a thread from a few years ago, kirkier, I think, said he saw him around Austin with a local woman. Not sure if this is the same one, but he dates non celebs so it flies under the radar.

As far as his looks go, I thought he was gorgeous in FNL, but then that's it. Even in candids he didn't do it for me. Same with Alexander Skarsgaard.

Wait,Lainey hints that he's gay?

His girlfriend looks several years older than him. She's kinda pretty but looks 40. If I was that sexy, I wouldn't tie myself to one woman or man. The short hair looks good because it was visibly thinning in front when it was long. Apparently, Andy Cohen loves Taylor. I saw an awkward meeting between them on some gossip show.

He doesn't ping at all. He's just kind of attractive.

How are his feets? Feminine too?

He pings all over the place. Your gaydar is broken.

OMG in R5's picture, he looks like June Allyson.

[quote] OMG in R5's picture, he looks like June Allyson.

Depends.

Anyone have a link to Kitsch pinging?

I've only seen him in "The Great Seduction" and he didn't ping for me at all in that one.

Watching The Grand Seduction now. I love Taylor!

I'd heard of him, but not really seen him in anything till THe Normal Heart. I liked his look SO much better in that than with his normal long hair.

His movie "John Carter" (and his performance in it) is woefully under-rated and never deserved its boxoffice fate.

Well, let's see, how many casting agents has he 'read' for?

[60] I agree, John Carter was an excellent entertaining popcorn movie. It was very badly promoted, so most moviegoers who didn't go to see it was because they didn't understand the premise.

"John Carter" is still criminally under-rated. And he was very good in that (the role played to his strengths).

I liked him in John Carter and The Covenant.

He's one of those people who looks gorgeous from one angle and then worn out and trashy from another.

Exactly 356 in his mouth and 34 up his ass.

[quote]Exactly 356 in his mouth and 34 up his ass.

35, actually.

John Carter was underrated??? It was one of the worst films it's ever been my misfortune to see. It deserves every bit of its infamy.

He's lovely though.

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Sorry, but he was either bland or annoying in John Carter. Not that the hack - I need to stick to animated movies - director helped. Same with his other bombs. He just is not movie material. Happens in reverse for some movie actors. He is lucky to have this high profile HBO gig.

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