Pablo Schreiber posts Instagram photo looking HOT AS FUCK

Those tits, straining to be freed...

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by Anonymousreply 130April 26, 2018 8:08 PM

Hes incredibly sexy. I really want him inside me.

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2017 3:05 AM

Pornstache can put me in The Hole anytime.

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2017 3:07 AM

Pablo and Liev can have a swordfight in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2017 3:42 AM

Gawd, he seems like a total douche-bro horror!

"Sunday adventures with bae."- from his Instagram with a photo of a tricked out motorcycle. Yeah, dude....whatever. His brother is LOATHED by actors who've worked with him....that ONE time.

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2017 3:45 AM

R4 Is he related to Liev?

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2017 3:48 AM

Pablo and Liev are half brothers from two different wives. I think Pablo's mother was hispanic.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2017 3:50 AM

R4 So you have an incest fetish?

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2017 3:52 AM

Wow OP.

If this dude's photo was on Tinder, I'd definitely swipe left.

But chacun a son gout and all that.

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2017 3:55 AM

I need some salsa and his nips. Dinner.

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2017 4:00 AM

Worst pic of him I've seen. And I like this guy. Horrible hair.

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2017 4:42 AM

OP "tits struggling to break free" is what I thought of when I saw that pic too!

by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2017 5:14 AM

Hot AF. I'd fuck him. Perfect body. Any deets on his man meat? I've heard through the grapevine that his half brother Liev is packing.

by Anonymousreply 15March 9, 2017 12:05 AM

R15 Packing, and also a whore.

by Anonymousreply 16March 9, 2017 12:15 AM

He was fiiiiine on The Wire. (Although I think he looks better with longer hair and clean-shaven.)

by Anonymousreply 17March 9, 2017 12:15 AM

Dude's hot as fuck. And Tony nominated. He was part of The Fappening, but no dick pics were ever released. Just some bush:

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by Anonymousreply 18March 9, 2017 12:19 AM

I always liked his smile.

by Anonymousreply 19March 9, 2017 12:22 AM

Ugly. And that conscious display of plaid boxers is a total turnoff to me. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 20March 9, 2017 1:22 AM

Holy moley r18

Now every time I'll start to jerk off to him, I'll start thinking about skin cancer.

by Anonymousreply 21March 9, 2017 1:29 AM

Look at this vain bastard

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by Anonymousreply 22April 10, 2017 10:53 PM

Well, the body is okay, but...

by Anonymousreply 23April 10, 2017 11:06 PM

It's like he's getting a BJ.

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by Anonymousreply 26April 10, 2017 11:08 PM

R28 Looks hot from the waist up. Legs are kinda disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2017 5:56 AM

UNNNNF. He wouldn't be able to look at himself in a mirror after I was done with him.

by Anonymousreply 30April 15, 2017 10:54 AM

His face is much more handsome than it appears in the OP's photo. That beard is unkempt, and the stache is too sparse to be of any benefit.

This is a porn stache.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 15, 2017 12:40 PM

Lawd have mercy, Miss Versie!

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by Anonymousreply 33April 15, 2017 12:42 PM

Vain little fucker isn't he

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by Anonymousreply 35April 26, 2017 11:44 PM

What do we know about the meat? His and Liev's? C or uc?

by Anonymousreply 36April 26, 2017 11:48 PM

I need him to fuck me RIGHT NOW!

by Anonymousreply 40April 27, 2017 2:33 AM

Its his birthday. I'd like to present hole to him as a present.

by Anonymousreply 41April 27, 2017 3:10 AM

I wanna make intense love to him all night long.

by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2017 2:49 AM

sorry he looks like he owns a gas station

by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2017 2:59 AM

I want to eat his ass like Jesus sucking off 13 cocks during Passover or whatever!

by Anonymousreply 46May 26, 2017 5:25 AM

He needs to impregnate my mouth and ass.

by Anonymousreply 47May 26, 2017 6:37 AM

I hope he's a lot nicer than his brother.

by Anonymousreply 48May 26, 2017 6:53 AM

Gosh 'n begorrah; tis tyme for a fuckin'!

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by Anonymousreply 49May 26, 2017 7:43 AM

There's just so much of him.

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by Anonymousreply 50May 26, 2017 8:10 AM

There's so much of him to love!

by Anonymousreply 51May 26, 2017 10:24 AM

[quote]sorry he looks like he owns a gas station

And?

by Anonymousreply 52May 26, 2017 10:26 AM

How did we overlook this one?

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by Anonymousreply 53May 26, 2017 11:04 AM

I'm pretty sure he's younger than me but I want to call him daddy while he owns my ass.

by Anonymousreply 54May 26, 2017 11:20 AM

R4 does that count as incest?

by Anonymousreply 56May 27, 2017 3:14 AM

Sorry, that face cancels out his hot body.

by Anonymousreply 57May 27, 2017 3:15 AM

i'd fuck him in that leperchaun get up

by Anonymousreply 58May 27, 2017 3:19 AM

He looks like a MAN,not another pretty boy clone. He's hot in ways too many to enumerate . I would let him do bad things,NASTY things to me.

by Anonymousreply 59May 27, 2017 3:20 AM

That Michael Bay Benghazi film was terrible but gave us so many hot shirtless scenes with Schreiber, Dominic Fumusa, James Badger Dale and John Krasinski.

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by Anonymousreply 60May 27, 2017 3:29 AM

r61 If he is not then I will turn him with my cock of of doom!

by Anonymousreply 62May 27, 2017 3:38 AM

Imagine licking some salty sea water off his chest.

by Anonymousreply 65June 10, 2017 1:10 AM

He could violate me in the most degrading ways outside of 'Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom', and I would beg for more.

by Anonymousreply 66June 10, 2017 1:14 AM

R56 Only if they are kissing while they do it.

by Anonymousreply 67June 11, 2017 5:56 AM

I have seen him at least 3, maybe 4 times, over the past week on reruns of the various Law and Orders, on ION TV and a local station. The different Law and Order producers certainly loved to use him. Not a pretty face, but such a fine and convincing actor in very different parts. Now the pics in this thread have me craving him.

by Anonymousreply 68June 11, 2017 6:16 AM

I just checked IMDB. He appeared twice, as different characters, on the original Law and Order, twice on Law and Order: Criminal Intent as different characters, and nine times on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, eight of those times as a villain in an ongoing story arc.

by Anonymousreply 69June 11, 2017 7:18 AM

I would like to see his penis

by Anonymousreply 70June 11, 2017 7:24 AM

Is it weird that I think he looks hotter with/as pornstache? But, yeah, his body looks great.

by Anonymousreply 72June 11, 2017 7:37 AM

For some strange reason I have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that the guy on American Gods is the same guy from OITNB. What a porn stache can do to someone's face.

by Anonymousreply 73June 11, 2017 7:42 AM

What a great actor can do in different parts, r73.

by Anonymousreply 74June 11, 2017 7:50 AM

What a great licking my mouth could do on his different parts.

by Anonymousreply 75June 11, 2017 8:27 AM

R4 who do you think would win? Pablo or Liev?

by Anonymousreply 76June 11, 2017 8:56 AM

I would totally drain his nutsack.

by Anonymousreply 77June 11, 2017 2:29 PM

[quote]Is it weird that I think he looks hotter with/as pornstache?

Nope. I'm with you there. I think a pornstache on the right man can be hot.

by Anonymousreply 78June 12, 2017 12:23 AM

Anyone know why he and Naomi Watts broke Up?

by Anonymousreply 79June 12, 2017 12:26 AM

I wonder if they all got a bit tipsy and Naomi did Liev and Pablo (only his half-brother) at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 81June 12, 2017 12:28 AM

R76 Pablo would shoot first because he's younger.

But I'd be the real winner. :-)

by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2017 4:43 AM

Sick of these people act with their abs.

by Anonymousreply 84July 13, 2017 10:03 AM

Maybe, R83, but the dude's recovering from knee surgery.

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by Anonymousreply 85July 13, 2017 10:08 AM

Pablo is the sexiest leprechaun who ever leprechauned. Can we see his chilally. Does it transport him over the rainbow? Well, okay then.

They're always after his lucky charms.

by Anonymousreply 86July 13, 2017 11:19 AM

I volunteer for sponge bath duty, r85!

by Anonymousreply 87July 13, 2017 12:18 PM

I'd bust his fucking balls anywhere, anytime.

Do you think he'd get turned on (by himself) if he came across this thread?

by Anonymousreply 88July 13, 2017 2:13 PM

r85 I would suck until he shot 6 sticky loads in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 89July 16, 2017 7:22 PM

He could POUND me all night long woof

by Anonymousreply 90July 16, 2017 7:48 PM

[quote]Can we see his chilally.

shillelagh

by Anonymousreply 91July 16, 2017 7:49 PM

He could unclog MY faucets.!

He could saute MY succotash !

He could snake out MY drain!

He could de-ding MY dent!

He could mash MY potatoes !

He could fill up MY furnace !

by Anonymousreply 92July 16, 2017 8:15 PM

Quite simply, I want him in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 93July 16, 2017 8:22 PM

Do you think Naomi ever thought about Pablo while Liev was fucking her?

by Anonymousreply 95July 17, 2017 5:11 AM

I Get the sense that he's a "bro" but I would let him do unspeakable things to me and still walk with my head held high.

by Anonymousreply 96July 17, 2017 5:13 AM

R85 Do you think he lights all of those candles before making love to his utterly-undeserving-of-his-cock bitch wife?

In other news, it's all starting to come together for Pablo...

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by Anonymousreply 97July 28, 2017 1:41 AM

I saw an interview he did about American Gods. He seemed like a tremendous narcissist. He said several times that they really wanted him for the role and he wasn't interested etc etc and they kept courting him until he agreed to play the role without an audition. Meanwhile, his costar who was sitting next to him said he had to continuously audition for six months. Schreiber came off to me as being embarrassed or ashamed to be giving the interview at all. I don't like him.

by Anonymousreply 98July 28, 2017 1:52 AM

R98 Oof, I hope he was just joking around because that sounds awful if he [italic]was[/italic] being serious.

He's probably reading this thread while beating off furiously in the john because his wife [italic]obviously[/italic] can't satisfy him the way we here could, so we might even get some sort of a rebuke to your account of that interview.

by Anonymousreply 99July 28, 2017 2:02 AM

I envision a nice long flip flop session with this duude

by Anonymousreply 101October 9, 2017 10:55 PM

I love this thread so much!

by Anonymousreply 103October 20, 2017 3:58 AM

Here is the prison movie that he got buffed up for

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by Anonymousreply 105October 25, 2017 10:55 PM

If I saw him on the street, I wouldn't see him on the street.

Hot??? Really? No.

by Anonymousreply 106October 25, 2017 10:59 PM

He looks like he owns a gas station And a car yard and 5 cock-sucking female whores

by Anonymousreply 107October 25, 2017 11:40 PM

He looks more like Chris Meloni than Liev Schreiber.

by Anonymousreply 109November 25, 2017 7:42 PM

He looks more like Jimmy Durante than Liev Schreiber.

by Anonymousreply 110November 25, 2017 7:48 PM

I remember noticing him on Weeds years ago. He can be a two-face but he just oozes hot fuck-ability and makes my mussy quiver.

by Anonymousreply 111November 25, 2017 8:27 PM

Pablo almost always plays unlikeable characters.

by Anonymousreply 113November 26, 2017 12:45 AM

NEEDS TOTAL HEAD TRANSPLANT

by Anonymousreply 119March 31, 2018 4:47 AM

He's the hottest Hollywood celebrity from the neck down!

by Anonymousreply 120March 31, 2018 5:04 AM

He is super hot and very manly. I would fuck his musky, sweaty, fragrant butt from one side of the room to the other and then repeat. Dream bottom, that Pablo. If only...

by Anonymousreply 121March 31, 2018 5:08 AM

Award for most gay-pornstar-looking straight guy

by Anonymousreply 122March 31, 2018 5:11 AM

man pecs. yum. gulp gulp.

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by Anonymousreply 123March 31, 2018 5:11 AM

He lost his virginity at 12. Altar boy?

by Anonymousreply 124March 31, 2018 5:53 AM

R95, I’m pretty sure she was thinking of Nicole.

by Anonymousreply 126March 31, 2018 6:24 AM

6'5" - yikes!

I'm 5'7" on a good day, but the thought of this guy holding my head in his huge hands and telling me to suck his pecs really turns me on.

I might need an apple box.

by Anonymousreply 127March 31, 2018 6:47 AM

He could fuck me standing!

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by Anonymousreply 128March 31, 2018 7:00 AM

Wow I remember him on SVU but his character stopped me from noticing how attractive he was lol. He's perfect

by Anonymousreply 130April 26, 2018 8:08 PM

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