Chris Evans begins to fuck with face

We had hoped Chris would limit facial work to routine maintenance. But Chris had other plans. And those plans were fillers.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 18, 2023 12:58 PM

I'm going to withhold judgement until we see him in some pap shots or something that don't use those ridiculous filters that TV shows have these days.

Those eyebrows, however, are tragic.

by Anonymousreply 2April 18, 2023 11:48 AM

First the hair, now the face. Oh, the humanity.

*muffled sobs into coffee cup*

I'll always remember him like this:

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by Anonymousreply 4April 18, 2023 11:57 AM

I think he looks adorable and I was glad when I heard he was trying become healthy by eating kale salads(anthony mackie made fun of him about that. RUDE). Unfortunately, there were rumors that anthony convinced him to go to a las vegas party allegedly held by usher. Not good because that doesn't sound like a healthy lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 5April 18, 2023 11:58 AM

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by Anonymousreply 6April 18, 2023 11:59 AM

Where the fuq are his eyes? Dude has squintier eyes than most chinese now. Yuq.

by Anonymousreply 7April 18, 2023 12:03 PM

Yeah, he looks good but something is off. To me the obvious dye job is the worse offense so far.

by Anonymousreply 9April 18, 2023 12:13 PM

R9 it can’t be a dye job if it’s not really his hair

by Anonymousreply 11April 18, 2023 12:17 PM

That is why actors and actresses usually have an entourage featuring a personal stylist and a make-up artist. To give actor or actress a consistent look. A stranger or a new make-up artist (without getting trained by the previous one) will give the client a slightly new look that will make critics go "oh, he had work done, he's looking so different now!".

by Anonymousreply 12April 18, 2023 12:19 PM

Bitch I didn’t inject no fillers!

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by Anonymousreply 13April 18, 2023 12:22 PM

Y'all just have to accept that is the 2020s fashion. Everyone will look like this by next year. He is a trendsetter.

by Anonymousreply 14April 18, 2023 12:22 PM

R9. Yeah, something does look off.

It's his age showing, especially in his cheekbones which are becoming sharper and more protrudent.

He should find himself a nice boyfriend and get that out of the way before he's too old.

by Anonymousreply 15April 18, 2023 12:27 PM

Look at older guys like Richard Armitage. He's in his 50s and people still jerk off to whenever he shows some naked flesh.

Embrace getting older and make it sexy. There's a demand for hot, Hot, HOT daddies.

by Anonymousreply 16April 18, 2023 12:30 PM

It’s one thing to get a rug because you are replacing something you had and lost but I don’t understand how someone who never had chipmunk cheeks decides at 40 that he needs them.

by Anonymousreply 17April 18, 2023 12:39 PM

The AI portraits really do look like the next step in his pre-funerary preservation.

I saw a trailer for a new movie of his and his face caught my eye immediately because of the 'uncanny' effect. It was not a positive reaction. I was kind of stunned for a moment and then thought, who is that, do I know who that is, is that Chris Evans, oh, right, I guess that's Chris Evans, how weird, and then I moved on and didn't think about him again until now. But it certainly was not a positive attraction.

That said, we have seen plenty of examples in more recent years of people having surgery that makes them look freaky, and then within a year or two, people are back to celebrating them for being 'ageless.' Among those who come to mind first are Ryan Philippe, Renée Zellweger and Tori Amos, all of whom looked very strange and then after it settled now all look pretty normal and arguably younger than they would have without surgical interventions.

I suspect Evans had eyelid surgery because that's the one that gives people the bizarre kewpie pie Wayne Newton look, along with facial fillers and Botox with makeup layered on top.

by Anonymousreply 19April 18, 2023 12:48 PM

R19. Which movie was that?

by Anonymousreply 20April 18, 2023 12:52 PM

Presumably Ghosted which comes out soon

by Anonymousreply 21April 18, 2023 12:55 PM

It’s crazy how there was a PR push he was in a new relationship (the day before the woman’s Netflix Tv show premiered) and he poof - he vanished and hasn’t been heard from since.

by Anonymousreply 22April 18, 2023 12:56 PM

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