This is absolutely one of the worst face lifts ever. Phyllis Diller said men should never have face lifts because it emasculates them. Mario is a perfect example. (S)he turns up on Conan's show at around 2:20.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | May 7, 2020 7:54 AM |
Just looks like Botox and some filler.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2020 8:18 PM |
I just don’t get it. He has to see himself in the mirror. I saw K Kartrashian on some clip the other day .
Horrid. Frozen smooth face; huge plastic lips (smaller then ‘wax flavored red lipped clown mouths we elders had for Halloween).
Trying for that “natural nude look.” My sisters had this lipstick called “toast” in the 60’s. A frosted mocha beige — as if Kim had colores her entire face in it
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2020 8:20 PM |
What are you looking at? Is there something on my face?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | May 6, 2020 8:23 PM |
I thought he looked fine. I don't understand the uproar.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 6, 2020 8:43 PM |
[quote] I thought he looked fine. I don't understand the uproar.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 5 | May 6, 2020 8:47 PM |
He looks like Michael Myers from Halloween.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 6, 2020 8:49 PM |
I don't see what the fuss is about.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | May 6, 2020 8:51 PM |
Mario Lopez is 46. Shit happens.
He has stated that he is Catholic and goes to church every week. In March 2018, he underwent baptism by immersion at the Jordan River, which was administered by a Catholic priest.
Click onto his photo below. He should consider not smiling.
On another note, Conan O'Brien, 57, looks like shit.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | May 6, 2020 10:01 PM |
I think he looks good. A little orange, but still pretty, pretty, good.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 6, 2020 10:06 PM |
[QUOTE] On another note, Conan O'Brien, 57, looks like shit.
I’d rather have Conan’s face than Mario’s. Conan will still be recognizable in 10 years. God knows what Mario Lopez will look like then.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 6, 2020 10:12 PM |
[quote]He has stated that he is Catholic and goes to church every week. In March 2018, he underwent baptism by immersion at the Jordan River, which was administered by a Catholic priest.
What the fuck does that have to do with his frozen eyebrows?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 6, 2020 10:18 PM |
I've always found him weird looking, now he just looks a little more weird, a little more Dragon Lady.
That cheesy fucking grimace/smile of his has always been creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 6, 2020 10:28 PM |
Mario without makeup. Big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 6, 2020 10:31 PM |
I've always had a soft spot for him since he played Greg Louganis in that TV movie
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 6, 2020 11:51 PM |
He doesn't look awful. he does look a little waxen, but most "TV personalities" look like that after 40 since they all use Botox and fillers.
OP's description had me expecting him to look like Jackie Stallone or Joan Rivers--he's not nearly at that level.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 7, 2020 12:28 AM |
He looks like the Human Ken Doll
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 17 | May 7, 2020 12:53 AM |
Was he not baptized before? The Catholic Church is absolutely opposed to second baptisms unless there is a question if the first was validly administered. And in that case they conditionally baptize using the formula "If you have not already been baptized, I baptize you... And they wouldn't do it in such a drama queen way as emersion in the River Jordan. I have to look that up, that's not a regular Catholic priest and Mario is a bad Catholic for undergoing it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 7, 2020 1:01 AM |
I think Conan looks good. He's a ginger here with no lighting or makeup. He also had some work done a few years back but it was subtle enough so that he still looks human, unlike poor Mario.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 7, 2020 1:17 AM |
R12. It's just a little background information. Just making conversation, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 7, 2020 1:24 AM |
Mario's penis is perfectly intact, as are his sons'.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 7, 2020 1:25 AM |
Mario is a bit nauseating. He should just stand there and not talk.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 7, 2020 1:28 AM |
I'd definitely do him. I love those Native American looking Mexicans.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 7, 2020 1:29 AM |
Both Ryan Phillippe and Mario had aged well for so long but obviously, like the rest of us, age is catching up.
Both seem to be messing with their faces.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 7, 2020 1:35 AM |
Yeah, that baptism thing doesn’t sound legit. Catholics do NOT have second baptisms as adults. And if he was never baptized as a child, then it’s done in church during the Easter vigil mass.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 7, 2020 1:36 AM |
R7 is who I thought of as well.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 7, 2020 1:44 AM |
I now read online it was not a baptism, but a "renewal of his baptismal vows". Those priests are making money off of this and you can do that in any church without full immersion. It's done several times a year for the whole congregation and the priest sprinkles the congregation with a little holy water 💧. When I was growing up we were taught to look down on people who made a display of their piety.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 7, 2020 1:50 AM |
[quote] Phyllis Diller said men should never have face lifts because it emasculates them.
He already emasculated himself dancing in ballet tights on Saved by the Bell
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | May 7, 2020 4:05 AM |
I just see a heavy filter and probably too much make up with some botox added in. On his instagram he looks fine. Still can't stand the douche though.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 7, 2020 4:14 AM |
He looks Oriental now from messing with his face so much.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 7, 2020 5:18 AM |
I don't notice anything unusual about Mario's face.
What a hilarious clip. A tiny idea that was perfectly executed. Conan should be hosting the Tonight Show.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 7, 2020 5:22 AM |
Conan was very funny in that clip. He's the only talk show host who's truly funny.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 7, 2020 6:28 AM |
Conan has never been funny. In addition, he couldn't conduct an interview to save his life.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 7, 2020 6:33 AM |
Lopez is the new spokesmodel for Smylex.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | May 7, 2020 6:53 AM |
Conan is hilarious.
Eat a bag of broken, glass dicks, R35.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 7, 2020 7:00 AM |
^^He's an unfunny goofball who's like watching the paint dry.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 7, 2020 7:54 AM |
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