Holy Shit! What did Mario Lopez do to his face

This is absolutely one of the worst face lifts ever. Phyllis Diller said men should never have face lifts because it emasculates them. Mario is a perfect example. (S)he turns up on Conan's show at around 2:20.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 7, 2020 7:54 AM

Just looks like Botox and some filler.

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2020 8:18 PM

I just don’t get it. He has to see himself in the mirror. I saw K Kartrashian on some clip the other day .

Horrid. Frozen smooth face; huge plastic lips (smaller then ‘wax flavored red lipped clown mouths we elders had for Halloween).

Trying for that “natural nude look.” My sisters had this lipstick called “toast” in the 60’s. A frosted mocha beige — as if Kim had colores her entire face in it

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2020 8:20 PM

What are you looking at? Is there something on my face?

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by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2020 8:23 PM

I thought he looked fine. I don't understand the uproar.

by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2020 8:43 PM

[quote] I thought he looked fine. I don't understand the uproar.

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by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2020 8:47 PM

He looks like Michael Myers from Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2020 8:49 PM

I don't see what the fuss is about.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2020 8:51 PM

Mario Lopez is 46. Shit happens.

He has stated that he is Catholic and goes to church every week. In March 2018, he underwent baptism by immersion at the Jordan River, which was administered by a Catholic priest.

Click onto his photo below. He should consider not smiling.

On another note, Conan O'Brien, 57, looks like shit.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 6, 2020 10:01 PM

I think he looks good. A little orange, but still pretty, pretty, good.

by Anonymousreply 10May 6, 2020 10:06 PM

[QUOTE] On another note, Conan O'Brien, 57, looks like shit.

I’d rather have Conan’s face than Mario’s. Conan will still be recognizable in 10 years. God knows what Mario Lopez will look like then.

by Anonymousreply 11May 6, 2020 10:12 PM

[quote]He has stated that he is Catholic and goes to church every week. In March 2018, he underwent baptism by immersion at the Jordan River, which was administered by a Catholic priest.

What the fuck does that have to do with his frozen eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 12May 6, 2020 10:18 PM

I've always found him weird looking, now he just looks a little more weird, a little more Dragon Lady.

That cheesy fucking grimace/smile of his has always been creepy.

by Anonymousreply 13May 6, 2020 10:28 PM

Mario without makeup. Big deal.

by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2020 10:31 PM

I've always had a soft spot for him since he played Greg Louganis in that TV movie

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2020 11:51 PM

He doesn't look awful. he does look a little waxen, but most "TV personalities" look like that after 40 since they all use Botox and fillers.

OP's description had me expecting him to look like Jackie Stallone or Joan Rivers--he's not nearly at that level.

by Anonymousreply 16May 7, 2020 12:28 AM

He looks like the Human Ken Doll

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by Anonymousreply 17May 7, 2020 12:53 AM

Was he not baptized before? The Catholic Church is absolutely opposed to second baptisms unless there is a question if the first was validly administered. And in that case they conditionally baptize using the formula "If you have not already been baptized, I baptize you... And they wouldn't do it in such a drama queen way as emersion in the River Jordan. I have to look that up, that's not a regular Catholic priest and Mario is a bad Catholic for undergoing it.

by Anonymousreply 18May 7, 2020 1:01 AM

I think Conan looks good. He's a ginger here with no lighting or makeup. He also had some work done a few years back but it was subtle enough so that he still looks human, unlike poor Mario.

by Anonymousreply 19May 7, 2020 1:17 AM

R12. It's just a little background information. Just making conversation, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 21May 7, 2020 1:24 AM

Mario's penis is perfectly intact, as are his sons'.

by Anonymousreply 22May 7, 2020 1:25 AM

Mario is a bit nauseating. He should just stand there and not talk.

by Anonymousreply 23May 7, 2020 1:28 AM

I'd definitely do him. I love those Native American looking Mexicans.

by Anonymousreply 24May 7, 2020 1:29 AM

Both Ryan Phillippe and Mario had aged well for so long but obviously, like the rest of us, age is catching up.

Both seem to be messing with their faces.

by Anonymousreply 25May 7, 2020 1:35 AM

Yeah, that baptism thing doesn’t sound legit. Catholics do NOT have second baptisms as adults. And if he was never baptized as a child, then it’s done in church during the Easter vigil mass.

by Anonymousreply 26May 7, 2020 1:36 AM

R7 is who I thought of as well.

by Anonymousreply 27May 7, 2020 1:44 AM

I now read online it was not a baptism, but a "renewal of his baptismal vows". Those priests are making money off of this and you can do that in any church without full immersion. It's done several times a year for the whole congregation and the priest sprinkles the congregation with a little holy water 💧. When I was growing up we were taught to look down on people who made a display of their piety.

by Anonymousreply 28May 7, 2020 1:50 AM

[quote] Phyllis Diller said men should never have face lifts because it emasculates them.

He already emasculated himself dancing in ballet tights on Saved by the Bell

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by Anonymousreply 29May 7, 2020 4:05 AM

I just see a heavy filter and probably too much make up with some botox added in. On his instagram he looks fine. Still can't stand the douche though.

by Anonymousreply 30May 7, 2020 4:14 AM

He looks Oriental now from messing with his face so much.

by Anonymousreply 32May 7, 2020 5:18 AM

I don't notice anything unusual about Mario's face.

What a hilarious clip. A tiny idea that was perfectly executed. Conan should be hosting the Tonight Show.

by Anonymousreply 33May 7, 2020 5:22 AM

Conan was very funny in that clip. He's the only talk show host who's truly funny.

by Anonymousreply 34May 7, 2020 6:28 AM

Conan has never been funny. In addition, he couldn't conduct an interview to save his life.

by Anonymousreply 35May 7, 2020 6:33 AM

Lopez is the new spokesmodel for Smylex.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 7, 2020 6:53 AM

Conan is hilarious.

Eat a bag of broken, glass dicks, R35.

by Anonymousreply 37May 7, 2020 7:00 AM

^^He's an unfunny goofball who's like watching the paint dry.

by Anonymousreply 38May 7, 2020 7:54 AM

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